Star Wars: The Force Awakens review: The best film in the series since The Empire Strikes Back December 18, 2015 12A | Dir. JJ Abrams ★★★★★ Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens opens with the now familiar golden expository text scrolling into an infinity of stars. The Empire has fallen, only to be replaced by Darth Jar Jar and his Ewok army, who ruthlessly enforce a trade blockade against the ice planet Hoth… just [...]
In the Heart of the Sea review: Moby Dick is sidelined in this shallow whale-chasing adventure December 18, 2015 12A | Dir. Ron Howard A film based on a book about a novel about a big-ass whale, In the Heart of the Sea recounts the true story of the Essex whaleship that inspired Herman Melville’s fictional epic, Moby Dick. In the movie, a bunch of swarthy dudes pop off to sea to stab some [...]
Chelsea: Guus Hiddink flies to London but still undecided on replacing Jose Mourinho December 18, 2015 The favourite to replace Jose Mourinho as Chelsea manager has said he needs more information before committing to the club. Guus Hiddink, who successfully managed Chelsea on an interim basis in 2009, has been pictured at Heathrow airport after flying into London for negotiations with Blues owner Roman Abramovich. The Russian billionaire dispensed of Mourinho [...]
The Danish Girl movie review: Eddie Redmayne’s Oscar-bait performance fails to be as remarkable as the real-life story of Lili Elbe December 18, 2015 Dir: Tom Hooper | ★★★☆☆ The Danish Girl could be described as a prestige picture. Featuring an awards-friendly performance by Eddie Redmayne, it’s a worthy, well-intentioned drama that tells an important story. The whole thing is tasteful in the extreme, providing us with a respectful, dignified portrait of a real-life person who deserves to be recognised. [...]
Daddy’s Home review: Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg in a miserable, gagless family comedy December 18, 2015 12A | Dir. Sean Anders and John Morris ★☆☆☆☆ It’s a well established fact that the coolest dads are the ones who wear leather jackets, ride motorcycles and abandon their families to pursue a life of skidding menacingly in circles around lesser fathers. Conversely, the absolute worst dads are the ones who wear ironed shirts, have [...]
Evening at the Talk House at National Theatre review December 18, 2015 National Theatre | ★★☆☆☆ Premiering this week at the National Theatre, Evening at the Talk House is a dissatisfying affair. Perhaps there was a warning in the title, which implies static, self-important blathering, but the opening monologue – twenty-minutes of a playwright-turned-screenwriter reflecting on the trajectory of his life – really sets the tone. Written by [...]
Snoopy and Charlie Brown: The Peanuts Movie review: A faithful rendering of the classic comic strip December 18, 2015 U | Dir. Steve Martino ★★★★☆ Like Elvis, apple pie and widespread gun ownership, Charles M. Schulz’s “Peanuts” is woven into the fabric of American culture. The animated Christmas Special from the 60s has become part of the holiday tradition, and now the team behind 2011’s Rio are bringing the characters into the 21st century. [...]
Rose English at Camden Arts Centre brings together the north east and the far east December 18, 2015 Camden Arts Centre | ★★☆☆☆ Camden Arts Centre takes Rose English’s neat exploration of movement and fragility and spreads it incredibly thinly over two and a half rooms, resulting in a jumbled and at times baffling collection of sounds and objects. You enter into a blacked-out room to the sound of a grand 10-voice chamber [...]
Wonder.land at the National Theatre is a visual delight… but where are all the songs? December 18, 2015 National Theatre | ★★★☆☆ Wonder.land takes as its starting point that the world inside our smartphones, with its cat memes and its gaudy virtual worlds, is as mad as a hatter. Mad as the Hatter, in fact. The Alice in this production doesn’t tumble into a literal rabbit-hole: she falls into the world of chatrooms and [...]
Sleeping With Other People review: a mediocre rom-com with commitment problems December 18, 2015 15 | Dir. Leslye Headland ★★☆☆☆ Late bloomers Lainey (Community’s Alison Brie) and Jake (We’re The Millers’ Jason Sudeikis) play two shy students who lose their virginity to each other during a one night stand at Columbia University. Fast forward 12 years and they cross paths again, only this time, they’re both non-committal, serial cheaters. [...]