We all know people write some terrible things on their LinkedIn profile. Let's be honest, you're probably connected to a few of them.
Now, the full horror of all those cringeworthy jargon and BS-filled phrases has been realised.
We knew they were bad to read on screen, put a video in which those words are read out loud by actors brings it to life in the most hilarious way possible.
"Welcome to a window into the life of me" trumpets one. "What makes Darren Hill so special?" asks another, in all seriousness.
They range from the ridiculous:
I don't call meetings 'meetings', they're 'doings'
I run towards fires
I'm not a boss. There's only one boss and that's Mr customer
To the downright bizarre:
I rebuilt the homes of the survivors of an avalanche
I'm not racist
Apparently, I look like Idris Elba
All have genuinely been written by real-life people in their LinkedIn profiles.
There really are just too many gems to choose from – and that's just from part one. Watch all three videos below.
And if you want more, the creators (production company Joseph & Joseph) have put together a collection of the worst ones in all their glory on this Tumblr.