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Strauss: It’s time to focus on the future May 25, 2011 ENGLAND captain Andrew Strauss has warned any member of his squad still dwelling on the successes of the Ashes winter will risk undermining his goal of being part of the No1 Test team in the world. England’s taxing summer schedule begins today, with the start of the first of three Tests against Sri Lanka, and [...]
Ambitious Watson’s not done yet May 25, 2011 BRITAIN’S teenage sensation Heather Watson insists she’s not played the final match of her clay court season yet as she prepares to take on Estonia’s Kaia Kanepi in the second round of the French Open. The 19-year-old (right) from Guernsey scored a landmark victory on Monday when she became the first British woman to win [...]
Hammers: Black Cats tapped up Ba May 25, 2011 SUNDERLAND last night hit back at West Ham in the war of words over an alleged illegal approach for striker Demba Ba. The Black Cats responded after the Hammers lodged an official complaint with the Premier League about their transfer conduct. A spokesman said: “Sunderland AFC is fully aware of the Premier League regulations pertaining [...]
Bin Hammam denies bribe allegations May 25, 2011 WORLD governing body Fifa’s reputation took another buffeting yesterday when presidential candidate Mohamed bin Hammam was forced to deny allegations of his involvement in a bribery scandal. Bin Hammam rejected accusations made by Chuck Blazer, an American member of Fifa’s influential executive committee, that the Qatari and vice-president Jack Warner arranged a meeting with the [...]
Bhatia quits as Rangers hike season ticket prices May 25, 2011 QPR vice-chairman Amit Bhatia has resigned on the day the club announced their ticketing structure for the coming campaign would see a hike of up to 40 per cent in some areas. The west London club sealed promotion back to the Premier League earlier this month after an 11-year absence. The investment of Bernie Ecclestone, [...]
Carlton House ready for Epsom May 25, 2011 HORSE RACING: Investec Derby favourite Carlton House thrilled connections after his final serious piece of work ahead of the big race. “He worked this morning and it was very satisfactory. He seems in good shape,” said trainer Sir Michael Stoute.
Defoe pulls out of England squad May 25, 2011 FOOTBALL: England striker Jermain has Defoe pulled out of the squad ahead of next week’s Euro 2012 qualifier against Switzerland. Andy Carroll and Wayne Rooney are also missing.
McIlroy still has Masters pain May 25, 2011 GOLF: Northern Ireland’s Rory McIlroy claims he’s still hurting from his Masters capitulation last month. “It’s tough, but I’ll get over it,” he said ahead of the start of the BMW PGA Championship.
Venables defends Carlo firing May 24, 2011 FORMER England manager and Chelsea captain Terry Venables has defended owner Roman Abramovich’s decision to sack Double-winning boss Carlo Ancelotti. Venables believes the Italian was unlucky to lose his job just 12 months after leading the Blues to the Premier League and FA Cup. But the ex-QPR, Barcelona and Tottenham chief insists it is too [...]
Usmanov ups share offer May 24, 2011 UZBEK oil magnate Alisher Usmanov has upped the ante in the Arsenal power struggle by offering to buy shares at a bigger price than majority stakeholder Stan Kroenke. Usmanov, who currently owns just over 27 per cent of the north London club, has increased his offer to £14,000-a-share compared to the £12,500 he was understood [...]