If London Tube lines were people (almost): These comedians have summed up the personalities of the Central, Jubilee and DLR lines
City folk know how irritating it can be to take the Tube to work, but have you ever thought how the individual lines would look if they were people?
Comedy troupe Muriel is taking YouTube by storm with its sketch depicting London Underground "lines" holding a leaving party for the Metropolitan Line, who is going part-time – due, rather ickily, to "leaking" problems.
The Central Line, a bubbly, blonde Essex girl who is unlucky in love, must hit close to home for many commuters in the Square Mile – while sleazy silver fox the Jubilee Line may bear a striking resemblance to some colleagues…
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There's also the two-faced Northern Line, sporting a septum piercing and secret spiteful views of her coworkers.
"She's literally two people," cries the Central line. We see what they did there.
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Unlucky for Canary Wharfers, though, everyone at the party is trying to avoid the robotic DLR…