Restaurant review: M by Martin Williams on Threadneedle Walk

 
Steve Dinneen
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M is a veritable food and drink emporium

It’s a brave man who first ate an oyster, they say, but it’s a braver man who opens a restaurant in the Square Mile. The normal laws of gastronomic physics don’t apply here. The food scene moves slowly, governed by ritual, force of habit and sheer bloody-mindedness. The trends and fads of Shoreditch and Mayfair – “We only sell sparrow meat!” – don’t fly. Careful alchemy is required to get it right. Meat is intrinsic.

Martin Williams is the latest to try, opening M after a decade at Argentinian steakhouse Gaucho. Now, I should get the confessions out of the way: I know Martin from his Gaucho days, and he’s a good sort. He’s a former thesp who once played a transvestite prostitute in late-90s ITV drama The Vice. Not a lot of people know that. I’ve liked him ever since I told him waiters should be forced to take ballet lessons and he confided he actually tried something similar at Gaucho, conjuring lovely images of pirouetting steaks.
M (yes, it stands for Martin) is in the building that was briefly occupied by La Bourse, an upmarket bistro that only lasted six months; enough time to build a reputation for abysmal front of house service. By all accounts the staff would have struggled to muster an Irish jig, let alone a tour en l’air.


M's menu is considered, adventurous, even a little fiddly

Martin’s vision is certainly ballsy: M is a veritable food and drink emporium, housing two restaurants – M-Grill and M-Raw – a bar, reception space and secret “den” housing a PlayStation and table fußball. It has an air of machismo wish fulfilment. Steaks hang proudly in giant meat-lockers. High-tech wine vending machines allow you to sample expensive vintages. Vivid Miles Aldridge prints of po-faced models adorn the walls. The building materials of choice are marble, metal and leather, in various hues of grey and brown.
I met Martin for lunch at M-Grill, and I expected few surprises from the food (steak on steak on steak), a menu designed for men who want to eat meat and talk business. But it’s not like that at all – it’s considered, adventurous, even a little fiddly, no doubt the work of head chef Jarad McCarroll, who joined from Chiltern Firehouse. The cured trout with apple and ginger (£8.50) was rather beautiful, with curls of crisped skin and roe adding texture. The steak tartare (£11) was chunky and robust. Translucent cured langoustine (£9.50) was served like the cross-section of a jellyfish; light and delicate but slightly overpowered by the grapefruit and cucumber. Crocodile fillet (£17) was, alas, as uninspiring as crocodile fillet tends to be, despite efforts to jazz it up with pear, onion and bone marrow (I suspect it’s on the menu to satisfy the concept that the wines and starters should come from the six regions that produce M’s steak: Australia, Japan, Argentina, USA, France and South Africa).


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We shared a steak for our main, which is just as well, as it was a £120 200g Blackmore wagyu sirloin (wet aged, coal cooked), the second most expensive steak on the menu after the 150g Kobe fillet (£150). And I tell you what, the Kobe would have to work hard to justify the extra £30, given the quality of the wagyu. I’d go as far as to say it’s probably the most perfect slab of meat I’ve ever encountered; subtly smoky, as tender as a chicken breast, nary a hint of dryness. Really excellent.
Steak this good shouldn’t be sullied by dessert. It should be savoured until permanently burned onto your gustatory cortex, where it can be used as a high water mark for steaks to come. M achieves a rare trick: it satisfies your primal carnivorous urges while serving food that’s complex and intelligent. And the waiting staff? They glide like ballerinas.

RESTAURANT: M

2-3 Threadneedle Walk, 60 Threadneedle Street, EC2R 8HP Tel: 020 3327 7770
FOOD: ★★★★½
VALUE: ★★★½
ATMOSPHERE: ★★★★☆

KNOW YOUR STEAK

RIB-EYE
This cut is taken from – you guessed it – the rib of the animal (the front end of the longanimous dorsi, to be precise). It’s highly marbled (that’s the white bits of fat you can see), which gives it an intense flavour. The amount of fat present in the meat can make grilling it tricky (fat tends to spit and catch fire).
FILLET
Also known as tenderloin, this cut is taken from around the ribs towards the back of the animal. This tends to be a small steak with minimal marbling. It’s incredibly tender, with a buttery, melt-in-the-mouth quality but lacks the intense flavour of other cuts. Best cooked by searing then finishing off in the oven.
SIRLOIN
This meat from near the animal’s hip-bone tends to be less tender than a fillet steak but more flavourful. It has gained in popularity in recent years as flavour has come to be considered as important a consideration as tenderness (believe it or not, this hasn’t always been the case). It’s a versatile cut that can be fried, broiled or grilled.
CHUCK
Taken from around the shoulders of the animal, this is a fatty cut that often comes on the bone. The fat and collagen give it a smooth, rich flavour, although it’s seen as inferior in taste to other marbled cuts. It’s usually slow-cooked to make it more tender, or is used in making burgers due to its high fat content, which helps keep the patty moist.

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