THE BACK-UP PLAN Someone allowed J-Lo to make a film again, supposedly a romantic comedy. Bad idea.
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET Lame and pointless attempt to remake the Freddy Kruger slasher flick.
FURRY VENGEANCE Even worse, Brendan Fraser gets set upon by CGI woodland animals. I mean really.
THE PRISONER The recent remake of the seminal 60s TV series, with Jim Caviezel.
DOCTOR WHO – CREATURE FROM THE PIT A classic from the old days, it seems. It’s one of those weeks.
WAKING THE DEAD, SERIES 7 Like I said. Surely they must have woken up now?
THE HOLD STEADY The fifth album from Brooklyn rockers, titled Heaven is Whenever.
HOLE Courtney Love returns after a long break with new record of righteous grunge, Nobody’s Daughter.
DIANA VICKERS The X Factor 2008 semi-finalist’s debut, Songs from the Tainted Cherry Tree. Righto.
KICK ASS (PS3) Beat up bad guys in this inevitable movie tie-in.
SIN AND PUNISHMENT: STAR SUCCESSOR (WII) Shoot ‘em up sequel.
TRAINZ SIMULATOR 2010: ENGINEERS EDITION (PC) Drive and fix trains. Takes all sorts, I suppose.