THE DILEMMA Vince Vaughan and Kevin James (no, us neither) star in this predictably lame bloke comedy. Avoid it – et voila, dilemma solved!
NEDS Actor/director Peter Mullan’s terrific portrait of delinquent life in Glasgow’s tough estates in the 1970s.
THE SWITCH Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston star in a romantic comedy about mistaken-identity sperm donation, as Hollywood’s rom-com cup runneth ever more dry.
DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS Steve Carrell is a weirdo who gets invited to dinner by Paul Rudd to impress his bosses in a game to find the biggest schmuck. Which is you, if you watch it.