30 MINUTES OR LESS Action comedy with Jesse Eisenberg and Danny McBride.
I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT SJP stars in this film about a woman who juggles it all.
ATROCIOUS Properly scary Spanish horror, made in the style of the Blair Witch Project.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES Absolute tosh. End this please, Mr Depp.
STAR WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA Blu-ray pack of all the films. Only half of them worth it, obviously.
INSIDIOUS Supernatural chiller about a family being haunted by demonic forces.
LAURA MARLING The critically-adored singer’s new record is titled A Creature I Don’t Know.
ED SHEERAN Eponymous dbut album from the young singer-songwriter.
THE KOOKS Remember this rabble? Well, they’re back with new collection Junk of the Heart.
RED ORCHESTRA TWO: HEROES OF STALINGRAD (PC) First person shooter set in WWII’s bloody battle.
THE GUNSTRINGER (X360) Nutty Kinect game in which you take the body of a gun-slinging puppet.
BLEACH: SOUL RESSURECCION (PS3) Spelling-challenged action game.