Meanwhile Nick Clegg has gone for a touch of silliness – getting his kids to use what looks like a 1999 version of Paint to add festive details to his family scene.
Words escape us when it comes to ex-UKIP MEP Godfrey Bloom and his bongos. His wife even dressed up as Dot Cotton, fag included, for full effect. It gives us the shivers. And then there’s Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond – who commissioned Peter Howson to create a painting of the Biblical fourth wise man for his card. Is that REALLY how he sees himself?
Politicians have pulled out all of the stops but we know the City’s corporates are fans of an awkward Xmas card too.
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