It's Donald Trump's inauguration day – and what better way to celebrate than by moseying down to the Trump campaign store and picking up a bargain?
The store features the usual sweatshirts and bumper stickers (this is the US, remember), as well as that iconic red hat. But if the Trump fan in your life already has all those things, there are some more unusual gifts on offer – all "proudly made in the USA".
1. Make America Kitsch Again
If you already have the hat, why not make sure your Christmas tree is as well dressed as you? This tasteful ornament is made of brass and features a 24 karat gold trim, and is "sure to make any tree stand out". A snip, at $99 (£80.50) for one, $79 for two or $59 for three.
2. Get America Drunk Again
There's only one way to toast Trump's victory today – at a frat party, with these stylish 16oz red and white cups, which feature not one, but two designs. The store says they're "great for entertaining or sipping your favourite beverage poolside" – but be warned, these double wall insulated cups are hand wash only. A pack of four is just $20.
3. Cool America's Beer Again
If you're more into tinnies than beer from a keg, look no further than these so-called koozies, which will "keep your beverages ice cold and your support high" during the inauguration. With a two-sided imprint, they're $20 for six.
4. Keep America Warm Again
In the heat of your Trump fever, there's a chance you may have forgotten the inauguration is taking place in January – so anyone heading to Washington DC for the event should be prepared to wrap up warm. What better way to do so than with this stylish commemorative, fleecy blanket – which is just as perfect for "cold nights by the fire". The limited-edition blanket is $35.
5. Cheer America On Again
Show your Trump spirit with this set of two Make America Great Again pom poms, with ergonomic handle. Bafflingly, they are "collectible", according to the store – but at $10, you can catch 'em all.